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Tales from the Crypt

Genre: Comedy, Mystery, Crime, Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Cadaverous scream legend the Crypt Keeper is your macabre host for these forays of fright and fun based on the classic E.C. Comics tales from back in the day. So shamble up to the bar and pick your poison. Will it be an insane Santa on a personal slay ride? Honeymooners out to fulfill the "til death do we part" vow ASAP?
8.0 / 10
Seasons 7

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 7

• John Kassir as: Crypt Keeper (voice), Larry, Narrator (voice)
• Cam Clarke as: Dudley (voice) / Bailiff (voice), Mr. Byrd's Puppet (uncredited), Ronald (voice) (uncredited)
• Miguel Ferrer as: Mitch Bruckner, Hitman (uncredited), Gary
• Roy Brocksmith as: Bartender, Doctor, Vic
• Sherrie Rose as: Vendetta, Molly
• Marshall Bell as: Husband, Rock
• Joe Pantoliano as: Ulric, Casino Dealer (uncredited)
• Lance Henriksen as: Reno Crevice, Sgt. Ripper
• Michael Ironside as: Sergeant Burrows, Jerry
• Larry Drake as: Tobias, Santa
• William Sadler as: Niles Talbot, The Grim Reaper
• Mark Lowenthal as: Doctor, District Attorney
• Troy Evans as: Al, Preacher
• Bobcat Goldthwait as: Billy Goldman, Wolf (voice)
• Reginald D. Hunter as: Tow Truck Driver, Reggie
• Tim Ahern as: Detective, Uncle Salty
• Cindy Riegel as: Assistant, Mother
• Peter Van Norden as: Ghoul #1, Booth
• Marshall R. Teague as: Frank, Jeremy McKay
• Constance Wiggins as: Nurse, Selma
• Steve Kahan as: Father, William
• Julian Kerridge as: Policeman
• Michelle Johnson as: Liz Kelly-Dixon
• Sugar Ray Leonard as: Gravedigger
• Ben Cross as: Benjamin A. Polosky
• Madge Sinclair as: Lucille
• Al Hunter Ashton as: Sgt. Cornwall
• Roger Ashton-Griffiths as: Valdemar Tymrak
• Yvonne De Carlo as: Mrs. Jones
• Kathy Ireland as: Joyce
• Ciarán Hinds as: Jack Lynch
• Joan Chen as: Connie
• Charles Fleischer as: Carl Rechek
• Natasha Richardson as: Fiona Havisham
• Moses Gunn as: Uncle Ezra Thornberry
• Lea Thompson as: Sylvia Vane
• Sam Waterston as: G.G. Devoe
• Finty Williams as: Lucy
• Gavan O'Herlihy as: Richard
• Morton Downey, Jr. as: Horton Rivers
• Jessica Harper as: Marie
• Twiggy as: Bonnie
• Daniel Craig as: Barry
• Lisle Wilson as: Cop
• David Morse as: Tom McMurdo
• Dulcie Gray as: Mrs. Wilder
• Stefan Gierasch as: Mr. Sickles
• Elizabeth McGovern as: Laura Kendall
• Julia Sawalha as: Teresa
• Richard Eden as: Allen
• Bess Armstrong as: Erma
• William Hickey as: Carlton Webster
• Patrick Barlow as: Joey Trask
• Kim Delaney as: Gloria Fielding
• Lee Arenberg as: Marty Slash
• Carol Kane as: Judy
• William Frankfather as: Mr. Colbert
• Adam Ant as: Pipkin
• Colin Salmon as: Jimmy Picket
• John Towey as: Justice of the Peace
• Laird Macintosh as: Bo-Hunk
• Patricia Arquette as: Mary Jo
• Patricia Clarkson as: Suzy
• Richard Johnson as: Malcolm Lawson
• Aubrey Morris as: Freddy
• Colleen Camp as: Mrs. Mildred Korman
• Mimi Kennedy as: Distraught Woman
• M. Emmet Walsh as: Jonas
• Brad Dourif as: Virgil
• David Paymer as: Andy Conway
• Meredith Salenger as: Mona
• Burt Young as: Gambler
• Rodman Flender as: Brian
• Steve Buscemi as: Ike
• Joseph Maher as: Judge #1 / Judge #2 / Judge #3
• Rory Calhoun as: Spider
• Slash as: Hank
• Billy Wirth as: Ted
• Julius Carry as: Detective Connors
• Tony Goldwyn as: Dr. Carl Fairbanks
• Isaac Hayes as: Samuel
• Peter Dobson as: Eddie
• Ke Huy Quan as: Josh
• Maryam d'Abo as: Greta Kreutzel
• Rutanya Alda as: Mildred
• Michael Gregory as: Cop
• Marjean Holden as: Andrea Johnson
• R. Lee Ermey as: Sheriff
• Kimmy Robertson as: Lisa
• Tim Roth as: Jack Craig
• Travis Tritt as: Charlie
• Corey Feldman as: Todd
• Vanity as: Katherine
• Vincent Schiavelli as: Robert
• Eric Douglas as: Lt. Martin Kalthrob
• Michael J. Pollard as: Ed
• Kimberly Williams-Paisley as: Hiley Zeller
• Bruce Payne as: Colonel Parker
• Jake Busey as: Frank
• Frank Stallone Jr. as: Tony Rogers
• Paul Gleason as: Det. Robinson
• John Lithgow as: Dr. Oscar Charles
• Annabelle Gurwitch as: Louise
• Treat Williams as: Howard Prince
• Tia Carrere as: Scarlett
• Reginald VelJohnson as: Mercedes’ Husband
• Anthony Andrews as: Jonathan
• Kevin Dillon as: Les Wilton
• Elizabeth Spriggs as: Mrs. Trask
• Ronan Vibert as: T
• Zach Galligan as: David
• Grace Zabriskie as: Mrs. Colbert
• Patsy Kensit as: Bridget
• Michael Lerner as: Mr. Byrd
• Julie Cox as: Marlys
• Kate Hodge as: Sally
• Margot Kidder as: Cynthia
• Mary Ellen Trainor as: Wife
• Jennifer Rubin as: Druscilla
• Kelly Preston as: Linda
• Frank Infante as: Guitar Player
• Mark Rolston as: Dr. Zachary Cling
• Amanda Plummer as: Peggy
• Phil Fondacaro as: Emmet
• Brad Pitt as: Billy
• Clarence Williams III as: Grady
• Todd Field as: Eugene
• Michael Bower as: Junior
• Gretchen Palmer as: Kate Lawson
• Jonathan Stark as: Eddie
• Bob Hoskins as: Redmond
• Cathy Moriarty as: Alison Peters
• Richard Thomas as: Dr. Trask
• Audra Lindley as: Anita
• Tim Curry as: Pa Brackett / Ma Brackett / Winona Brackett
• Art LaFleur as: Phil
• James Frain as: Elliot
• Alun Armstrong as: Inspector Herbert
• Warren Burton as: Roland
• Robert Patrick as: Lothar
• Steve Susskind as: Dick Feinwold
• Janet Hubert as: Psyche
• Al Fann as: Mr. Jeffries
• Serena Gordon as: Mother In Park
• Jane Horrocks as: Cammy
• Ute Lemper as: Jacqueline
• Cynthia Gibb as: Lorelei Phelps
• Britt Leach as: Pawnbroker
• Anthony Michael Hall as: Reggie Skulnick
• Mark Dacascos as: Felix Johnson
• John Savage as: Benny
• Ethan Suplee as: Jaimie
• Brion James as: Steve Dixon
• Perry King as: Roger
• Benicio del Toro as: Bill
• Cristi Conaway as: Willa Sandleton
• Susan Tyrrell as: Mona
• Isabella Rossellini as: Betty Spinelli
• Richard Jordan as: Charles McKenzie
• Catherine O'Hara as: Geraldine Ferrett
• Austin Pendleton as: Orloff
• James Remar as: Red Buckley
• D.B. Sweeney as: Clyde
• Kate Vernon as: Lucy Chadwick
• Anita Morris as: Fuchsia Monroe
• Rita Wilson as: Jess Gilchrist
• Peter Onorati as: Carl Schlag
• Corin Nemec as: Hal
• Sandra Dickinson as: Sally
• William Atherton as: Malcolm Mayflower
• Alan Ruck as: Carty
• Shelley Hack as: Janet McKay
• Wendie Malick as: Rita
• Costas Mandylor as: Dan King
• Bette Ford as: Mrs. Peterson
• Graham Jarvis as: Grundy
• Frances Sternhagen as: Effie Gluckman
• Gregg Allman as: Toland
• Lisa Figus as: Aunt Edith
• Lupe Ontiveros as: Madame Leona
• Gayle Hunnicutt as: Ellen
• Christopher Lawford as: Manager
• Iggy Pop as: Iggy Pop
• Timothy Stack as: Frank
• Ernie Hudson as: Zambini
• Phil Davis as: Henry
• Don Rickles as: Mr. Ingels, Ventriloquist
• Adam West as: Chapman
• Lela Rochon as: Mercedes
• Christopher Cazenove as: Larry
• Richard Schiff as: Lester Middleton
• Emma Samms as: Yvonne
• Victor Paul as: Rudy Deluca
• Ed Begley Jr. as: Judd Campbell
• Robert Wuhl as: Barker
• Buck Henry as: George
• Lewis Arquette as: Ernest Feeley
• Brad Garrett as: Drinky (voice)
• Raymond J. Barry as: Joe Garrett
• Kevin McCarthy as: Jack
• Greg Wise as: Justin Amberson
• Kyle Secor as: Devlin Cates
• Kirk Douglas as: Gen. Kalthrob
• Brian Kerwin as: Donald
• Salome Jens as: Mrs. Pritchard
• John Salthouse as: Cutter
• Anna Friel as: Angelica / Leah
• Eddie Izzard as: Warhol Evans
• Edward Tudor-Pole as: Lou
• Steve Coogan as: Danny Skeggs
• Gerrit Graham as: Theodore Carne
• Zelda Rubinstein as: Nora
• D.W. Moffett as: Logan Andrews
• Meat Loaf as: Chumley
• Donald O'Connor as: Joseph Renfield
• Kevin Kilner as: James
• Demi Moore as: Cathy Marno
• Kevin Tighe as: Sam Forney
• Lysette Anthony as: Bobbi
• Lainie Kazan as: Mrs. Grafungar
• Traci Lords as: Emma Conway
• Brett Cullen as: Ronnie Price
• Rachel Ticotin as: Charbonnet / Lilian
• Bruce Davison as: Luden Sandelton
• Bibi Besch as: Armelia
• Ben Stein as: Andrews
• Brooke Shields as: Norma
• Wesley Mann as: Purdy Lee Dreyfus
• Aron Eisenberg as: Aaron
• Eileen Brennan as: Ruth Sanderson
• Rita Rudner as: Rolanda
• Sherilyn Fenn as: Erika
• Judith Baldwin as: Withers
• Stoney Jackson as: Aaron Scott
• Louise Fletcher as: Agent
• Debra Mooney as: Ellen
• Jason London as: Henderson
• Faye Grant as: Janet
• Steven Weber as: Dale Sweeney
• Richard Herd as: Phil Stone
• Nina Siemaszko as: Stella Bishop
• Tate Donovan as: Nelson
• John Rhys-Davies as: Duval
• Noble Willingham as: Mr. Petermeyer
• Kylie Ireland as: Dancer (uncredited)
• Rance Howard as: Des
• George Wendt as: Mr. Crosswhite
• Tom Hanks as: Baxter
• Judd Nelson as: Gaston
• James Wilby as: Nick Marvin
• Ewan McGregor as: Ford
• Denis Lawson as: Frank
• Shelley Taylor Morgan as: Sally
• Tony Pierce as: Banjo
• Martin Kemp as: Lieutenant Luger
• Rusty Schwimmer as: Carla
• Mike Simmrin as: Theodore
• Bill Paxton as: Billy DeLuca
• Michael Harris as: Trip
• Matthew Faison as: Doctor
• John Vernon as: Mr. Chalmers
• James Saxon as: Evelyn Amberson
• Robert Lindsay as: Glynn Fennell
• Katey Sagal as: Ms. Kilbasser
• Frances Bay as: Witch
• Pip Torrens as: Gordon
• Teri Hatcher as: Stacy
• Don Hood as: Sebastian Fielding
• Tom Woodruff Jr. as: Utility Monster
• Jeff Yagher as: Enoch, The Two-Faced Man
• Mimi Rogers as: Helen
• Paul Dooley as: Randolph
• Earl Boen as: Mr. Clayton
• Joan Severance as: Rona
• Blythe Danner as: Margaret
• Patricia Charbonneau as: Ellen Renfield
• Chelsea Field as: Simone 'Gwen' Bardou
• Walter Gotell as: Mr. Hertz
• John Shea as: Father John Sejac
• Beau Bridges as: Dr. Martin Fairbanks
• Wayne Newton as: Wink Barnum
• Whoopi Goldberg as: Peligre
• Teri Polo as: Sheila
• Ally Walker as: Elaine Tillman
• Tristan Rogers as: Evian Monroe
• Dan Aykroyd as: Captain Milligan
• John Stamos as: Johnny Canaparo
• Terry O'Quinn as: Inspector Martin Zeller
• John Capodice as: Mike
• Julie Ariola as: Doris
• John Astin as: Nelson Halliwell
• Brian Krause as: Tex Crandell
• Blake Clark as: Jerry
• Shelby Leverington as: Thelma
• Malcolm McDowell as: Donald Longtooth
• Jason Marsden as: Jess
• Jon Tenney as: Alex
• Ricky Dean Logan as: Renaldo Escuarita
• Jeffrey Jones as: Professor Finley
• Priscilla Presley as: Gina
• Adam Storke as: Ray Wells
• Henry Gibson as: Stanhope
• Burke Byrnes as: Cop
• David Warner as: Dr. Alan Goetz
• Jeffrey Tambor as: Charlie Marno
• Ellen Crawford as: Dorothy Chalmers
• Leslie Phillips as: Mycroft Amberson
• Hector Elizondo as: Leo Burns
• Tres Hanley as: Joanna
• Imelda Staunton as: Sarah
• Roger Daltrey as: Dalton
• Christopher Reeve as: Fred
• Willie Ross as: Barman
• John Laughlin as: Johnny
• Dennis Farina as: Antoine
• Ian Abercrombie as: Fulton
• David Dunard as: Joe
• Roy Dotrice as: Major Nicholson
• Sam Kinison as: Marty Slash's Conscience (voice)
• Gary Schwartz as: Werewolf (voice)
• Richard Lewis as: Vern
• Esai Morales as: Puck
• Clancy Brown as: Roger Lassen
• Peter MacNicol as: Austin Haggard
• Billy Zane as: Miles Federman
• Robert Picardo as: Frank Bobo
• Anthony Zerbe as: Arnie Grunwald
• Robert Sacchi as: Lou Spinelli (voice)
• John Glover as: Undertaker
• Anthony LaPaglia as: Abel, the Cable Guy
• Dan Martin as: Snaz
• Sandra Bernhard as: Sheila Winters
• Jonathan Banks as: William
• Hugh Holub as: Al
• Marg Helgenberger as: Vicki
• Michael DeLuise as: Sparks
• Debbe Dunning as: Aubrey Scott
• John Caponera as: Jack
• Bibi Osterwald as: Matilda
• Murray McArthur as: George Heathcote
• Lou Diamond Phillips as: Jerry
• Rick Rossovich as: Hans/Younger Carlton Webster
• Titus Welliver as: Salucci
• Timothy Dalton as: Lokai
• Ria Coyne as: Velma
• Jon Polito as: Nikos Stano
• Hal Williams as: Nick Ciola
• Carl Gilliard as: Paramedic #2
• Wil Wheaton as: Arling
• Charles Martin Smith as: Colin
• Peter Schuck as: Bernie
• Alan Rachins as: Leon
• Luis Antonio Ramos as: Pirate
• Mark Pellegrino as: Punk
• Dani Minnick as: Cynthia Baldwin
• Wolfgang Puck as: Wolfgang Puck
• Shannon Day as: Shapely Woman
• Cheech Marin as: Dr. Beneloy
• Arnold Schwarzenegger as: X-Con (uncredited)
• Beverly D'Angelo as: Janice Baird
• John Lafayette as: Older Guard
• Brian Wimmer as: Kevin
• Bruce Boxleitner as: Winton Robbins
• Martin Kove as: Detective
• Kathleen York as: Coralee
• Gustav Vintas as: Dr. Emil Manfred
• Jennifer Evans as: Newscaster #1
• Patti Yasutake as: Newscaster #2
• Lindsey Whitney Barry as: Carrie Ann
• Pamella D'Pella as: Raven
• Pamela Gordon as: Old Crone
• Pamela West as: Date
• G. Smokey Campbell as: Smitty
• Stephen Shellen as: Charles
• Martin Garner as: Roy
• Diane Cary as: Hostess
• Allan Graf as: Driver
• Alisa Christensen as: Blonde Woman
• David Avadon as: Dealer
• Pamela Gien as: Margaret Richardson
• Jeris Poindexter as: Noah
• Charles Hutchins as: Minister
• Laura Albert as: Go-Go Dancer
• Franco Columbu as: Doctor's Assistant (uncredited)
• Renee O'Connor as: Waitress (deleted scenes)
• Peter Kent as: Muscle Beach Trainer
• Kendall McCarthy as: Doorman
• Tish Smiley as: Nurse
• Renata Scott as: Female Patient
• Al White as: Police Officer
• Lee Morgan as: Stage Manager
• Joe Restivo as: Chief Kabubi
• Richard Stay as: Spud
• Tiffanie Poston as: Waitress
• Vince Melocchi as: Young Guard
• Dean Cleverdon as: Priest
• Hunt Sales as: Drummer
• Spyder Mittleman as: Saxophone
• Rich Hopkins as: Concert Rocker (uncredited)
• Willie C. Carpenter as: Mallory
• Deborah Packer as: Parrot (voice)
• Dana Craig as: Doorman
• Jon Clair as: Bobby Thornberry
• Teddy Wilson as: Clyde
• Nick LaTour as: Doctor
• Joanne Jackson as: Woman in Mourning
• Jack O'Leary as: Archer
• Symie Dahut as: Hooker
• April Clawson as: Singer
• Joycee Katz as: Mrs. Goldman
• Courtney Mellinger as: Young Billy
• Jacqueline Jacobs as: Wife
• Robert Katims as: Husband
• Mindy Rickles as: Girl at Bar
• Richard Donner as: Man at Bar (uncredited)
• Harry Anderson as: Jim Korman
• Kyle MacLachlan as: Earl Raymond Digs
• George DelHoyo as: Policeman
• Austin Straus as: Bob Grimes
• Bruce McGill as: Luigi "Lou" Paloma
• Lance Davis as: Art Goldstein
• Teri Garr as: Irene Paloma
• Mariel Hemingway as: Miranda Singer
• Andrew McCarthy as: Edward Foster
• Abel Franco as: Lieutenant Bushmill
• Bruno Kirby as: Billy Paloma
• Michael Lee Owens as: Douglas
• James Tolkan as: Sgt. McClaine
• Eric Mettner as: Butch
• Michael J. Fox as: Prosecutor
• Artis Phillips Jr. as: News Vendor
• Jon Lovitz as: Barry Blye
• Paul Hipp as: Nick Bosch
• Reed Birney as: Paul
• Stephen Liska as: Bob
• Kristine Nielsen as: Dolores
• Michelle Bronson as: Carey Garrett
• Rose Weaver as: Desk
• Jack Kehler as: Joe's Mechanic
• Diane Peterson as: Mrs. Trask
• Alva L. Petway as: Dispatcher
• Christopher Durang as: Dolores' Husband
• Ruth de Sosa as: Della
• Paul Lieber as: Alan
• Dante D'Andre as: Alvarez
• Kate Benton as: Waitress
• F.J. O'Neil as: Priest
• Al Allen as: Attorney
• Edgar Small as: Judge #2
• Robert Winley as: Jimmy Flood
• Sônia Braga as: Sophie Wagner
• Dylan McDermott as: George Gatlin
• Cleavon Little as: Pack Brightman
• Rick Aiello as: Marty
• Scott Williamson as: Sgt. Murphy
• Clive Rosengren as: Morty
• Edward Penn as: Minister
• Gracia Lee as: Mrs. Huntington
• Don Perry as: Mr. Huntington
• Yul Vasquez as: Danny Darwin
• Heavy D as: Farouche
• Steve Jones as: Hulk
• Robert Trebor as: Archie
• Anders Hove as: Emilio
• Michael Wiseman as: Rudy
• J.A. Preston as: Harry
• Kevin Benton as: Little Wing
• Mary McKuen as: Group Leader
• Susan Lentini as: Leanne
• Joe Lerer as: T.V. Reporter
• Phyllis Hamlin as: Reporter
• Eric Poppick as: Manager
• Raina Manuel as: Young Woman
• Darlene Hartwell as: Ora Lee
• Tiffany Million as: Stripper #2
• Natalija Nogulich as: Madam Vorna
• Vivian Wu as: Jeri Drumbeater
• Chelcie Ross as: George Yates
• Susan Blommaert as: Luisa Yates
• Alex Prager as: Elizabeth
• Kenneth White as: Sheriff
• Dorothy Parke as: Sam
• Ami Rothschild as: Lisa
• Candace Savalas as: A. D.
• Jeannie Epper as: Ada Ritter
• Wally Rose as: Man in Tub
• Ted Grossman as: Weird Old Man with Camera
• Ron Orbach as: Doctor
• Valerie Bickford as: Dominatrix
• Charles Stransky as: Detective
• Connie Johnson as: Attractive Nurse
• Trixie Hall as: Bimbette
• Georgann Johnson as: Miss Hagstead
• Stella Hall as: Miss Heather
• Nicolas Ostrogovich as: Joey
• Jordan Metzner as: Orphan
• David Hemmings as: Mr. Stronham
• Kathleen Freeman as: Mrs. Parker
• Carroll Baker as: Mother Paloma
• Carlos Lacámara as: Paolo
• Yvette Freeman as: Jury Forewoman
• Ben Hartigan as: Chaplain
• Paul Benedict as: Beaks
• Gregory Cooke as: Hamlet Actor
• Bob Larkin as: Gravedigger
• Joseph Cardinale as: Mr. Kroger
• Jason Kelly as: Officer
• Orlando Bonner as: Bartender
• Henry Brown as: Phillipe
• Paul Anthony Weber as: Charlie
• Michael Berryman as: Rupert Van Helsing
• Gloria Dawson as: Old Lady
• Rick Avery as: Mugger (uncredited)
• Roya Megnot as: Sharon
• Nancy Fish as: Landlady
• Stuart Mabray as: Doctor Mowbray
• Rod Britt as: Man
• Kevin Brief as: Detective
• Arabella Holzbog as: Dead Corpse (uncredited)
• Scott Fults as: Norm
• Nick Angotti as: Copard
• Frank Kopyc as: Climsky
• Stack Pierce as: Dancer
• Gary Pagett as: Minister
• Jacqylyn Moet as: Woman
• Alan Palo as: Artie
• Joel Silver as: Crypt Keeper's Chainsaw Victim
• Judy Jean Berns as: Globe Secretary
• Parker Kane as: Quebec
• Dominick Morra as: Priest
• Steve Boyum as: King
• Chuck Picerni Jr. as: Jones
• Anthony Gallo as: Corporal
• R. David Smith as: Soldier
• Steven A. Hite as: Soldier (uncredited)
• G.F. Smith as: Gibson
• Maria Pecci as: Sheila
• Ryal Haakenson as: Advertising Executive (uncredited)
• Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis as: Security Officer (uncredited)
• Jeannette Lewis as: First Secretary
• Neil Giuntoli as: Billy Quintaine
• Roderick Cook as: Cornelius Bosch
• Thomas F. Duffy as: Deputy Wilson
• Monty Bass as: Frank Little Bear
• Grant Gelt as: Little Boy
• Tommy Townsend as: Big Bart
• Mel Coleman as: Blacksmith
• Paul T. Murray as: Harley
• Obba Babatundé as: Lieutenant Jamison
• Dionysio Basco as: Gino
• Harper Roisman as: Elderly Patron
• Laurie Franks as: Bag Lady
• Irwin Keyes as: Figure
• Jacqueline Alexandra Citron as: April Dobbs Blair
• Kristen Amber Citron as: June Echeson Blair
• Heidi Thomas as: Prostitute
• Michael Klastorin as: Cashier
• Bill Cho Lee as: Gardener
• Julie Michaels as: Waitress (uncredited)
• Tom Dugan as: Paramedic
• Jason Rainwater as: Peiter
• Marci Simon as: Chamber Maid
• Andre Bustanoby as: Werewolf
• Cynthia Windham as: Kat
• Martin Sheen as: Kraygen / Thomas Miller / Zorbin the Magnificent
• Linda Doucett as: Valerie
• Joe Pesci as: Vic / Jack
• Nickolas Grace as: Albert Frye / Lieutenant Forsyth
• Tina Bockrath as: Paula / Cadaver
• Charlie Adler as: Smokey (voice)
• Corey Burton as: Chief Wolf (voice) / Bartender (voice)
• Jim Cummings as: Judge Wolf (voice)
• Pat Asanti as: Cooter
• Raushan Hammond as: Danny
• J.W. Smith as: Ledbetter
• David Wohl as: Warden Havers
• Tony Abatemarco as: Detective
• Eve Brent as: Judge #1
• Raymond O'Conner as: Jury Foreman
• Ed DeFusco as: New Executioner
• Dorothy Neumann as: Old Lady
• Paul Tuerpe as: Policeman
• Rick Zumwalt as: Workman #1
• Al Maines as: Workman #2
• Barry Thompson as: Doorman
• Tony Sales as: Bass Player
• Shari Stagliano Maier as: Corpse
• Lucinda Weist as: Kelly
• Constance Pfeifer as: Elizabeth
• Louise Lewis as: Woman
• Don Michaelson as: Dr. Roberts
• Richard Danielson as: Drummer
• Karen Kalensky as: Groupie
• Helen Nasillski as: Second Secretary
• Kathe Weeks as: Stella
• Kathryn Howell as: Twin #1
• Margaret Howell as: Twin #2
• Granville Ames as: Farmer
• Doug Jones as: Contortionist
• Wesley Thompson as: Officer Smith
• Steven Kravitz as: Porter
• Willie Gault as: Cop
• Bill Kohne as: DeWitt
• Candi Brough as: Cassandra
• Randi Brough as: Rachel
• Rende Rae Norman as: Dean Edna Cume
• Ivan E. Roth as: The Mummy
• Saga Stevin as: Jo Osborne
• Mark J. Goodman as: Interviewer
• Richard Duggan as: Man in Bar
• Tony Epper as: Bartender
• Thomas White as: Radio Announcer (voice)
• Scott Nimerfro as: Fouser
• Kevin Cooney as: Prosecutor
• Sandi Rose as: Ghoul #2
• Diane DiLascio as: Linda
• Roger Kabler as: Roger
• A L Katz as: Iggy
• Michelle Burke as: Jane
• Megan Cavanagh as: Sister Mary What's Her Name
• Tim Sampson as: Osgood
• Max Grodénchik as: Bic
• Ron Carlson as: Ron
• Wayne Grace as: Fire Chief
• Rick Garcia as: Augusto King
• Joseph C. Fowler as: Sportscaster
• Clare Hoak as: Josie
• Michele Landry as: Emma
• Hank Azaria as: Richard
• Kaitlyn Walker as: Little Girl
• Darin Heames as: Tom
• Kelly Coffield Park as: Talk Show Host
• Humphrey Bogart as: Lou Spinelli (archive footage)
• Alfred Hitchcock as: Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
• José Rey as: Paramedic #1
• Kimberley Cowell as: Isabelle
• Kerry Fox as: Dolores
• Michael Denison as: Richard
• Peter Waddington as: Basil
• Molly Weir as: Grandma Oakfist
• Roger Brierley as: William Curd
• Sarah London as: Mortician
• Francesca Annis as: Sharon Bannister
• Nick Reding as: Krupp
• Lucy Bayler as: Kitty
• Chris Armstrong as: English Soldier
• Bill Weston as: Schlosse
• Peter Guinness as: Mr. Starr
• Alan Liu as: Armed Robber #2
• Nigel Fan as: Armed Robber #3
• Tim Stern as: Baby Broker
• Matthew Scurfield as: Detective
• Gerry Crampton as: Snaps
• Siobhan Flynn as: Arianne
• Jonathan Firth as: Malcolm
• Gordon Peters as: Sergeant Baker
• Chris Stanton as: Fakir Muto
• Paddy Navin as: Bertha
• Emma Bird as: Emma
• Lone Madsen as: Miss Prichard
• John Benfield as: Inspector Minty
• Ashley Artus as: Scrimp
• Mark Spalding as: Guard
• David Gant as: Doctor
• Steve Picerni as: Man on Staircase